Tears

Jun 26, 2015
I am at work, when suddenly I come over all strange. I feel dizzy. The room starts to spin. My guts ache and I have to grip the desk to compose myself. Sadness has run headfirst into my stomach. It is...

Male Infertility Blues

Jun 26, 2015
I am not a man like other men. I am infertile.  All I can think about is my semen lost at sea. I don’t want to go to work. I don’t know if I have the strength to battle the commute. I don’t hav...

Should a Doctor be doing that?

Jun 26, 2015
The doctor shoves what looks like a rather large vibrator up a place where no man except her boyfriend should be allowed to go. Fuckin’ hell. I have to admit I wasn’t really expecting that. My fir...

I Want To Be A Dad

Jun 26, 2015
Maybe it has always been there. Lurking in the back of my mind. Maybe they are thoughts I have carried around since childhood. Maybe it’s the result of genetic imprinting. I don’t know. What I do ...

Lazy Sperm

Jun 26, 2015
For years, my sperm were not put to work. They spent their days slobbing on a couch, reading the papers, watching the footie, drinking beer, and playing computer games. Only getting excited with one n...

Power Point Sex

Jun 26, 2015
Nyla is now doing daily temperature readings. She is employing all her power point skills to plot graphs and pie charts. Last week, after dinner, she did a 10 minute fertility presentation using her c...

Fear of Sex

Jun 26, 2015
It’s sex night. I’m going to get some hot action. It’s sex night and my woman is at home ready and waiting. It’s sex night and I’m not looking forward to it one little bit.  I am dreading i...